Snowflake Battle

Freezing cold
Presents sold
Full of joy
Christmas (or Chanukah) toys
Full of cheer
Grab a beer
Or some egg nog
When you wake up there’s morning fog
Go shopping and the stores are mobbed
The parents feel they were robbed
All these stupid sales
Especially the one at Zale's
The kids giddy about their new gifts
And the ones that are mad because they got stiffed
Christmas joy fills the air
While all the little girls braid their doll's hair
Snowflakes begin to trickle down
Falling and falling leaving big mounds
Every snowflake individual in its own way
Happy holidays

Class Direction

     I really like this English class. Last year I had Mr. Locks and I dreaded going to English, especially because I didn't really know anyone in the class. This year I knew most of the kids before the school year started. I wish we had more group work, though. I work better in a group then independently. I really want to have more hands on activities because I like to move around when I work. I don't like Independent Reading Thursdays because I absolutely hate reading books. If there was any way to cut out reading in English classes I would hope that everyone jumped on board. However, I like coming to this class because of the big discussions that we have about the readings even if I'm behind on my reading I become intrigued and want to participate.

J. D. Salinger

     In a recent interview Mr. Salinger is acting like a smart ass. When the interviewer asks him about Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the Rye JD responds by saying, "Well, as cornfields go, it’s one of the best in the area. Old man Houlton has some kind of secret irrigation set-up down there and he’s pretty protective of it. You go down to Houlton’s cornfield and snoop around and he’ll soon as blow your head right off with his shotgun." He won't answer any direct question that pertains to his life.
     In the 1950’s the public loved to hate Catcher in the Rye, because of its gratuitous language in that it used the words fuck and talked a lot about sex. It has been on the banned books lists frequently in the past couple of years due to people challenging that the children today shouldn’t be exposed to the vulgar included in the book.
     The Cather in the Rye has been used in television shows from Simpsons to Saved by the Bell and back to Family Guy. This book has also been suspected to be the cause of multiple shootings including the death of John Lennon. Catcher in the Rye has also influenced multiple movies, songs, and video games.

Holden

     Holden is a sixteen-year-old boy who is being expelled from a school called Pencey Prep due to his bad grades. Other than the three people he puts on a pedestal, Allie Phoebe and Jane, he can only find the worse in people. Holden hates phonies; it's ironic because Holden himself is a phony. The main reason Holden is so very cynical and jaded toward everyone is because he is embarrassed by his weaknesses, his phoniness meanness and superficiality.

     Holden puts Jane, Allie, and Phoebe on the pedestal because he finds them to be innocent. Allie is a very smart boy and never lets him get bored, Allie wrote poems in his mitt during baseball games to stay interested, and since Allie died at a young age he never had the chance to get off of the pedestal. Jane is Holden’s crush, which means she can’t do anything wrong in his eyes. And Phoebe is on the pedestal because she is just like Allie except smarter and a much better writer. Holden considers himself to be the dummy of the family because he puts Phoebe and Allie on a pedestal, and his older brother, D. B., is a published author.

     Holden has had a rough life and he makes it worse every day.